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Wednesday, 24 March 2010

WORDS WITH TWO MEANINGS

Some words have different meanigs for men and women. Here an example.

THINGY.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

COMUNICATION.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Leaving a note before going on a fishing trip with the boys.

COMMITMENT.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Trying not to hit on other women.

REMOTE CONTROL.
Female: A device for changing from one chanel to the other.
Male: A devise for scanning through all channels every 5 minutes.

ENTERTAINMENT.
Female: A good movie, concert, book...
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

FLATULENCE.
Female: An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male: A source of entetainment, self-expresion, and bonding between friends.

MAKING LOVE.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
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