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Tuesday, 8 June 2010

FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS AND THINGIES ABOUT LAWYERS

How do you get a group of lawyers to smila for a picture?
Just say "Fees!"

"You seem to be in some distress", said the judge to the witness. "What is the matter?"
And the witness said: "Well,I swore to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, but every time I try, some lawyer objects."

Whoever tells the best story wins. -John Quincy Adams.

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. -Patrick Murray.

A man is innocent until proven broke.

In almost every case, you have to read between the lies. -Angie Papadakis.
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