Sunday, 31 October 2010


What they mean? Very important information for men.

1 Fine.
This a word women used to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2 Five minutes.
If she says this when she is getting dressed, it means a half an hour. But five minutes is only five minutes if you have been given more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3 Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you shold watch out. Arguments that start with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

4 Go ahead.
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it or even think about it.

5 Loud sigh.
This is actually a word. But it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and aguing with you about nothing.  ( Refer back to point 3 for the meaning of nothing)

6 That's Ok.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. It means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7 Whatever.
It is a woman's way of saying F**k you.

8 Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say: you are welcome. But if she says "Thanks a lot", that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. In this case do not say "you are welcome". That will bring on a "whatever".

9. Don't worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" and the consecuent woman response "nothing"
Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...