MEN AND WOMEN - COMUNICATION DIFFERENCES

There are a few differences in the way women and men use English language, most of the time we misunderstand each other. Lets see a few examples.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You are in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better no
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you don't realize or what?
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out for dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay