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Saturday, 7 May 2011

Are Computers Male or Female?

According to women computers are male because...

1. To get their attention you have to turn them on.
2. They got a lot of information, but not imagination.
3. They are supposed to help with problems, but most of the time they are the problem.
4. When you decide to take one, you realise that if you had waited a bit longer, you would have found a better one.


According to men computers are female because...

1. Nobody, except their creator, can understand their logic.
2. The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible.
3. They keep the slightest error in the memory, to take it out later in the most inapropriate moment.
4. When you decide to take one, you realise that you have to spend half of your salary in complements.
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