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Sunday, 13 November 2011

Irish Philosophy

There are only two things to worry about, either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about...
Either you will get well or you will die.
If you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are two things to worry about...
Either you go to heaven or you go to hell.
If you get to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with your friends...
¡You won't have time to worry!
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