Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Power of Conviction

I just convinced my wife to go on holidays where she wanted.

They must be Crazy

Wednesday, 17 June 2015

Social Life

Of course I have social life, but I don't remember the password.

It's a Sign

When your butthole itches it's because someone is talking shit about you.

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Don't Lose Hope

-¿Are you in love with me?
-Of course not.
-So, don't lose hope.

Saturday, 13 June 2015

Déjà Moo

When you know you've experienced this bullshit before.

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