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Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Even for the Blind

Women... more complicated than men, even for the blind.



Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Disappointment Island

This is the place where all politicians should be.







Monday, 17 June 2013

Success, Decisions and Experience

-Sir, what is the secret of your success?
     -Two words.
-And, what are they?
     -Right decisions.
-And how do you make right decisions?
     -One word.
-And, what is that?
     -Expecience.
-And how do you get that good experience.
     -Two words.
-And, Sir, what are they?
     -Wrong decisions.

Saturday, 15 June 2013

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Not the Whole World

Sometimes I think the whole world is against me, but I know this is not true. Some small countries are neutral.

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Doctor Doctor

-Doctor, nobody understands me.
    -What do you mean by that?
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-Doctor, nobody believes me.
    -Tell me the truth, what's your real problem?
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-Doctor, I have the feeling of being like a bell.
    -Go home, if the feeling persist give me a ring.
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-Doctor, I feel like people is not interested in anything I say.
    -So?
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-Doctor, I feel like a spoon.
    -Sit there and don't stir.
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-Doctor, people tell me that I am like a wheelbarrow.
    -Don't let them push you around.

Sunday, 9 June 2013

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