A funny, ironic,peculiar and philosophical point of view.
Therapist: "I think you may have some avoidance issues."
Me: "Huh, interesting. Well, enough about me, how are YOU?"
— grant pardee (@grantpa) August 26, 2015
I like you, but as a friend... of somebody else who I never ever going to see in my life.
After the discovey of "antimatter" and "dark matter", we have just confirmed the existence of "doesn't matter"