Showing posts with label MEN AND WOMEN. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MEN AND WOMEN. Show all posts

Saturday, 4 November 2023

You never listen to me

-I go for bread.

-I love you too.

-In reality I leaving you because you never listen to me.

-Bring bread.

Sunday, 9 May 2021

My Wife doesn't talk to Me

 -I'm going to divorce my wife.

-But... why?

-She has not been talking to me for many weeks.

-Think it twice, a woman like that is difficult to find.


Sunday, 11 April 2021

Everything that your Wife tells You

 -Do you do everything that your wife tells you?

-No.

-Very good, a man is a man.

-I don't have time to do everything.


Wednesday, 31 March 2021

Sunday, 21 March 2021

Sacred Books

 The Bible and the Quran, both tell us to love each other.
The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.


Friday, 5 March 2021

Men You are all the Same

 - Men, you are all the same.

- Excuse me madam, ¿who are you?

- Sorry, I confused you with my husband.

 

Tuesday, 23 February 2021

Wrong Person, Moment, and Place

 You are the wrong person that arrived at the wrong moment and in the wrong place. Chances that I fall in love with you are very high.

 

Tuesday, 1 November 2016

Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Difficult to Understand

-Mummy, why did you marry dady?
-You see Dave, not even our son understands it.


Tuesday, 4 August 2015

I Like You

I like you, but as a friend... of somebody else who I never ever going to see in my life.


Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Sunday, 21 June 2015

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Time is like a Kebab