Time is like a Kebab

 

Enigmátic Look

- I really like that enigmatic look you have...
- I'm schizophrenic.

Son of God in my Food

 

It's a Match

 

When Pen-is Broken

 

You never listen to me

-I go for bread.

-I love you too.

-In reality I leaving you because you never listen to me.

-Bring bread.

Don't Dance on Bacon

 

From Masterofnaming

Psyco Artificial Intelligence

 

My Boss bought a new Car

I said to my boss: "What a nice car you just bought."

He said: "If you work hard, do plenty of overtime and make an excellent job, next year I will buy a new one."

Captcha Solving maybe not a Robot but a Cat

 Now I understand why every time I've got to solve a captcha in my computer, ask me to prove that I am not a cat.

Before Internet

Before Internet I used to think that human stupidity was due to lack of information. I was wrong.

Alcoholics' Helpline

 -Good afternoon, am I talking with the alcoholics' helpline?

-That's right, how can we help?

-I need to know how to make a Mojito.

Addicted to Videogames Dog gets Upset

 When your dog is addicted to video games changes completely his personality, gets easily frustrated, and becomes intolerant and aggressive.

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My Wife doesn't talk to Me

 -I'm going to divorce my wife.

-But... why?

-She has not been talking to me for many weeks.

-Think it twice, a woman like that is difficult to find.

Free Trial Period

 

First intelligent Robot doing his Job

 -We have created the first robot with artificial intelligence.

-And what he does?

-Ignoring us.

 

Update Bro!

 

Two Gulls One Flight

 

Today I saw the impossible pic.twitter.com/GXc8RO1eyQ

— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 24, 2021

Reason for Crying

 

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