The last Day of 2023

 

Suddenly you realize that the last day of 2023 will be 123123.

- One, two, three... One, two, three... Let's try again. 

Before Internet

Before Internet I used to think that human stupidity was due to lack of information. I was wrong.

Keeping Secrets

 The worst place to keep a secret is in another human being.

 

Not Now Space and Time

 I would talk about space and time theories, but is neither the moment nor the time.

 

Well done Iron Man

 A guy with an Iron Man T-shirt.

The T-shirt is creased.

 

How long Until...

 How long until time puts everything and everyone in their place?

 

Life is Like Entering a Lift

 - Life is like entering a lift.

- You mean there are ups and downs.

- No, who entered before farted.

Ironing and religion

For me, religious beliefs are like ironing. I haven't got time for those silly things.

History Teacher

I had a history teacher who used to tell me, "you'll never get anywhere." He was a good one, not only he knew things from the past but from the future as well.

Learning from Mistakes

The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake, you can't learn anything from being perfect.

Reinventions

Apple has invented music, photos, mobiles and the watch. What will be next, the wheel and fire?

The Book against Capitalism

The book I wrote against Capitalism has been a success, I have not sold any copy.

Social Life

Of course I have social life, but I don't remember the password.

Déjà Moo

When you know you've experienced this bullshit before.

I Sing really Good

I sing really good, until I take off the earphones.

So Serious

You take things so seriously that I have to laugh.

Life is like a Roundabout

Life is like a roundabout, you never know when an idiot is coming towads to you.

The Next Train

When is the next train that only passes by once in a lifetime?

The Choice is Yours

You can Expect Anything from an Idiot

You can expect anything from an idiot, except that he stops being it.