Funny, ironic, peculiar and philosophical.
You have to be the piece of rubbish you want to be, not the piece of rubbish everybody thinks you are.
You take things so seriously that I have to laugh.
When is the next train that only passes by once in a lifetime?
The best decisions on life are always acompanied by a "fuck it" at the end.
When you argue with an idiot, make sure that he is not doing the same.