Showing posts with label FRIEND ZONE. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FRIEND ZONE. Show all posts
Friday 7 November 2014
Thursday 25 October 2012
How to escape the Friendzone
If you are a man, follow carefully these steps:
1. Become her closest friend, do everything for her, confort her in the sad moments, make her laugh, etc.
2. When she considers you her best friend, tell her you want to be more than that.
3. If she says yes, problem solved. If she gives you the friend speech, tell her you can't carry on being just her friend.
4. If she still won't be with you, tell her you can't be her friend anymore, and walk away.
5. Don't speak to her, call her, text her for months. Don't be a pussy and crack, because if you do, you will loose her forever.
But, be carefull, don't be a dick either. If she calls, don't pick up. If she texts, don't reply. If you see her in the street, be polite, act aloof, and make any excuse to leave.
6. Give it a couple of months, and she will miss you so much, she will be itching to have you back.
Most importantly, be a man, nothing is less sexual than a cheese guy.
If you are a woman:
1. Show him your tits. That should be enough.
1. Become her closest friend, do everything for her, confort her in the sad moments, make her laugh, etc.
2. When she considers you her best friend, tell her you want to be more than that.
3. If she says yes, problem solved. If she gives you the friend speech, tell her you can't carry on being just her friend.
4. If she still won't be with you, tell her you can't be her friend anymore, and walk away.
5. Don't speak to her, call her, text her for months. Don't be a pussy and crack, because if you do, you will loose her forever.
But, be carefull, don't be a dick either. If she calls, don't pick up. If she texts, don't reply. If you see her in the street, be polite, act aloof, and make any excuse to leave.
6. Give it a couple of months, and she will miss you so much, she will be itching to have you back.
Most importantly, be a man, nothing is less sexual than a cheese guy.
If you are a woman:
1. Show him your tits. That should be enough.
Monday 30 April 2012
Tuesday 24 April 2012
Good Girls, Bad Boys, Bad girls, Good Boys
Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go wherever they want
Bad boys go to hell
Good boys go to the friend zone.
Saturday 21 January 2012
Monday 2 January 2012
Monday 12 December 2011
Tuesday 14 June 2011
The Paradox - Friendship between a Man and a Woman
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. She may always say things like: you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying to him:
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