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How to escape the Friendzone

If you are a man, follow carefully these steps:

1. Become her closest friend, do everything for her, confort her in the sad moments, make her laugh, etc.

2. When she considers you her best friend, tell her you want to be more than that.

3. If she says yes, problem solved. If she gives you the friend speech, tell her you can't carry on being just her friend.

4. If she still won't be with you, tell her you can't be her friend anymore, and walk away.

5. Don't speak to her, call her, text her for months. Don't be a pussy and crack, because if you do, you will loose her forever.
But, be carefull, don't be a dick either. If she calls, don't pick up. If she texts, don't reply. If you see her in the street, be polite, act aloof, and make any excuse to leave.

6. Give it a couple of months, and she will miss you so much, she will be itching to have you back.
Most importantly, be a man, nothing is less sexual than a cheese guy.

If you are a woman:

1. Show him your tits. That should be enough.

Another unlucky Guy

 

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Good Girls, Bad Boys, Bad girls, Good Boys

Good girls go to heaven

Bad girls go wherever they want

Bad boys go to hell

Good boys go to the friend zone.

How to Seduce a Woman

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Escaping the Friend Zone like a Boss

Going out big.

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Getting over the Friend Zone

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The Paradox - Friendship between a Man and a Woman

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. She may always say things like: you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying to him: You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.