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Monday, 5 April 2010

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

TAOISM: Shit happens
HINDUISM: This shit happened before
ISLAM: If shit happens, take a hostage
BUDDHISM: When shit happens is it really shit?
7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on Saturday
PROTESTANTISM: Shit won't happen if I work harder
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, knock, "shit happens"
JUDAISM: Why shit always happens to me?
HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama ding dong
ATHEISM: No shit
T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke shit shit
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