RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD

TAOISM: Shit happens

HINDUISM: This shit happened before

ISLAM: If shit happens, take a hostage

BUDDHISM: When shit happens is it really shit?

7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit happens on Saturday

PROTESTANTISM: Shit won't happen if I work harder

CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, knock, "shit happens"

JUDAISM: Why shit always happens to me?

HARE KRISHNA: Shit happens rama rama ding dong

ATHEISM: No shit

T.V. EVANGELISM: Send more shit

RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke shit shit