Thursday, 10 February 2011

The Fit Old Man

An fit old man proudly says to a group of young people:

- Every morning I do fifty push-ups, fifty sit-ups, and walk two miles. ¡I am fit as a fiddle!. And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't go after women.

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes glittering, and keeps saying:

- And tomorrow, I am going to celebrate my 95th birthday!

And then, one of the youngsters says:

- Oh really?, and how?
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