I promise I'll pay you back next friday.
I've never been this drunk before.
I'll never be this drunk again.
I've checked this e-mail out, and it is really not a hoax.
I'm fine.
It was as simple as that.
It's all your fault.
I love you.
We'll have the reapairs on your car done by noon.
No. I don't think that outfit makes you look fat.
This is what it will cost to repair your car.
If elected, I promise...
You are going to love working here.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Please hold, and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
Your call in important to us.
It'll only take a minute from your time.
100% compatible with your existing equipment.
I promise I'll pull out on time.
I'll call you.
I'm not leaving you for him/her. I just need some space to think.
This will only hurt a little.
This will hurt me more than it does you.
I am doing this for your own good.
It's only for a little while...
It was an accident.
I didn't do it.
I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but...
This should be easy.
To speak to a representative press "9".
It's nothing personal.
Trust me.
That was special.
Saturday 16 July 2011
The Bigest Lies ever Told - And most Repeated Ones
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Hilarious underground map. Take your time to see the name of some tube stations. Link: Listo.tumblr
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This cat is simply the best. Source: Arketron on youtube
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