Friday, 30 September 2011

The Rules

1. The female always makes the rules.

2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notice.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong is due to a misunderstanding which was the direct result of something the male said or made.

7. The male must apologise for causing said misunderstanding.

8. The male is always wrong.

9. The male may be right if he agrees with the female unless she wants him to disagree.

10. The female may change her mind at any time without prior notice.

11. The male may never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.

12. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

13. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female requires of him to be angry or upset.

14. The female must under no circunstances let the male know whether wants him to be angry or upset.

15. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
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