Sunday, 10 June 2012

¿Do you know her?

A guy is at the till in the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
 He's rather confused because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he ask her: 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies: 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and asks: 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with a leather whip? '

She looks into his eyes and says calmly: 'No ........ I'm your son's teacher.'
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