Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And this invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire, and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever. Suffering and suffering, and burn and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carling