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Wednesday, 23 January 2013

Top 10 Wity Rules of Boozing

1. It's OK to drink alone.

2. Vodka can be mixed with anything, including more vodka.

3. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.

4. Drunken words are sober thoughts; listen carefully.

5. If you do something really stupid, never blame it on the booze or on being drunk.

6. If he/she is still ugly after seven drinks, give up.

7. Beer is food. Wines accompanies food. Cocktails demand food.

8. An open bar is a danderous game. Respect it.

9. Never turn down a free drink or complain about its quality or brand.

10. Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen.


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