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Tuesday, 21 May 2013

The dead Donkey

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. But the next day the farmer called the man and said:
-"I am really sorry, but the donkey died."
-"Ok, in that case give me the money back."
-"I can't do that. I've already spent it," replied the farmer.
-"Ok then, give me the dead donkey."
-"What are you going to do with a dead donkey?" exclaimed the farmer.
-"I'm going to raffle him off."
A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked him about what happened with the dead donkey. "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each, and made a profit of $898." -Said the man.
-"Didn't no one complain?" asked the farmer.
-"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."


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