You can Expect Anything from an Idiot

You can expect anything from an idiot, except that he stops being it.

Ice Cream Lolly of Kim kardashian

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Lazy Invention

He who invented the sofa, afterwards, he didn't invent anything else.

At the Butcher's

-What's that?
    -It's a free range chicken.
-I'll take it.
    -That will be 20 Euros.
-WTF, you just said it was free.

Banana Vs Yoghurt

She looked into my eyes while she was eating a banana. I corresponded to her by opening a yoghurt and licking the lid.

Where the Clothes Go

I've put the washing machine for the first time, and when I flushed, the clothes dissapeared.

Hygiene

-Hygiene.

-Hi Michael.