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Dangerous Humans

The shortest horror Story

A woman is sitting alone in a house. She knows she is alone in the whole world; every other living thing is dead. Suddenly there is a knock on the door.

Human Waterfall of Beer

Characters of History and how they saw the World

First came Moses and said: "Everything is law!"

After came Jesus and said: "Everything is love!"

Long time afterwards, Marx pondered over the world and said: "Everything is about money!"

Later, in America, Rockefeller said: "Everything is for selling!"

Meanwhile in the old Europe, a man called Freud, who studies human behavior,claims: "Everything is Sex!"

Fortunately, came Einstein and said: "Everything is relative!"

We need Change

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Life is Hard

 Life is hard, but is harder if you are stupid.

How to escape the Friendzone

If you are a man, follow carefully these steps:

1. Become her closest friend, do everything for her, confort her in the sad moments, make her laugh, etc.

2. When she considers you her best friend, tell her you want to be more than that.

3. If she says yes, problem solved. If she gives you the friend speech, tell her you can't carry on being just her friend.

4. If she still won't be with you, tell her you can't be her friend anymore, and walk away.

5. Don't speak to her, call her, text her for months. Don't be a pussy and crack, because if you do, you will loose her forever.
But, be carefull, don't be a dick either. If she calls, don't pick up. If she texts, don't reply. If you see her in the street, be polite, act aloof, and make any excuse to leave.

6. Give it a couple of months, and she will miss you so much, she will be itching to have you back.
Most importantly, be a man, nothing is less sexual than a cheese guy.

If you are a woman:

1. Show him your tits. That should be enough.

Good Self-eseem Day Vs Bad Self-steam Day

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Imagine a World...

I asked Santa

Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas... and I woke up in a box.

Your Horoscope in a Nutshell

For those People

iPhone5
For people with more money than common sense.

Choose Carefully

Long Distance Consequences

If an alien in a galaxy 65 million light years away was looking at us through a powerful telescope right now, he would be looking at dinosaurs.

Gate of Heaven

Modern Art

Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't.

QR Code Coat

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Protect Yourselves

First Date

I invited a girl for a drink and then I took her to my house. She told me: "I don't sleep with anybody on the first date." I said: "What about the last one?"

Banknotes Holder

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Fed up American

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Don't Take it Wrong But...

What you are telling me starts to sound reasonable. Must be time to take my medication.

Immature

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I don't like the Attitude of this Cat

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Explicit Peculiar Toilets

These toilets with these knobs so special are located on a explicit theme park in South Corea.

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Cute Sloth

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Anger Management

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Three Words

The three words every woman wants to hear:
"I was wrong."

Opposite Meanings

Once you get to Know

I hate when people say "He's a nice person once you get to know him"
As far as I'm concerned, they might as well just say "He's an idiot, but you'll get used to it."

People these Days

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Cages for Babies, London 1937

A long time ago parents were recommended to expose their children to the sun and fresh air. In 1937 Members of the "Chelsea Baby Club" who didn't have a garden were given this cages to fix to their windows and keep there their babies.

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The wise Man and his Joke

A wise man sat in the audience and cracked a joke. Everybody laughs like crazy.
After a moment, he cracked the same joke again. This time less people laughed.
He cracked the same joke over and over, until noboby was laughing anymore. Then he smiled and said:
- You can't laugh at the same joke again and again, but why do you keep crying and complaining over the same thing over and over again?

Hillary Clinton mesmerised by Cristina Aguilera Cleavage

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Meanwhile in the Drugstore

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Without Nipples

Without nipples, titties would be pointless.

Mind Reading

1. Think of a country beginning with D.

2. Take the second letter of that country and think of an animal.

3. Think of the color of that animal.

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There are not grey elephants in Denmark.

A sad Fact in the USA

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Don't read this Comic

Lesson of Time

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Note on a Laboratory Door

See the Difference?

The Heart only Responsability

Your feelings and emotions come from your brain, the heart is just a myogenic muscular organ that is responsible for pumping blood.
Get over it.

Michael and Janet Jackson when they were Kids

These Photos are between the years 1969 and 1979.

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Homeless Poster

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Angela Merkel pissing off Vladimir Putin

 

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How to expose a clairvoyant in 10 seconds

So, you are a clairvoyant?

This is Hilary Clinton in 1969

Images by Lee Balterman via Retronaut

Wife Knows Everything

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In 20 Years

In 20 years, you will be more dissapointed by what you didn't do than by what you did.

Dubai 1990 Vs 2007

This was in 1990.

And, the same street, in 2007.

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