Two Neighbours in the Lift

 - I don't give a damn how the weather will be tomorrow.

- But... I didn't say anything.

- But you thought it!

Look What I found in my Mother's Room

 

Darling, are You Happy?

 - Darling, are you happy?

- Just sign the papers!

 

Trust Me

 Trust me, everything will be so-so.

 

Men You are all the Same

 - Men, you are all the same.

- Excuse me madam, ¿who are you?

- Sorry, I confused you with my husband.

 

You don't need to Think like Me

You don't need to think like me, not everybody needs to be right.

 

Spain and the UE

 

About this Virus Thing

 Sometimes I've got the feeling that we are still in March.

 

The Future is Reduced for quick Sale

 

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Life is Like Entering a Lift

 - Life is like entering a lift.

- You mean there are ups and downs.

- No, who entered before farted.

Once I was Young

 

 Once I was young.

It didn't work out.

 

Why are You so Paranoid

 

 - Why are you so paranoid?

- Who told you that?

 

That Light

 

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Wrong Person, Moment, and Place

 You are the wrong person that arrived at the wrong moment and in the wrong place. Chances that I fall in love with you are very high.

 

 

 

You have to be the piece of rubbish you want to be, not the piece of rubbish everybody thinks you are.

 

 -Hey, where are you going?

-We are going to buy a pair of glasses.

-And after that?

-After we'll see.

Crane Truck Comes to Help overturn Lorry and Destroys It even more

A lorry overturns in a Spanish road. Afterwards, along comes the crane recovery truck and finishes it off.

The App that Trains You on Cunnilingus

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You will never ever

-You will never find someone like me.

          -I hope so.

Donald Trump wouldn't approve It

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