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Showing posts with label HUMOUR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label HUMOUR. Show all posts
Saturday 17 April 2021
Time Travel Course
-Good morning, I come for the time travel course.
-Sorry, it was tomorrow.
-Ok, I will come back yesterday.
Sunday 11 April 2021
Everything that your Wife tells You
-Do you do everything that your wife tells you?
-No.
-Very good, a man is a man.
-I don't have time to do everything.
Two Types of People, one Shower
There are two types of people: those who urinate in the shower, and those who say they don't.
Thursday 8 April 2021
My Son doesn't eat Fish
-My son doesn't want to eat fish, for what could I replace it?
-For a cat. Cats love fish.
Tuesday 6 April 2021
Wednesday 31 March 2021
Sunday 28 March 2021
Friday 26 March 2021
This is my Super-power
- My super-power is that I don't waste time arguing with idiots.
- That's not a super-power.
- You are right.
Tuesday 23 March 2021
Monday 22 March 2021
Sunday 21 March 2021
Sacred Books
The Bible and the Quran, both tell us to love each other.The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.
Friday 19 March 2021
Wednesday 17 March 2021
Monday 15 March 2021
The Light at the End of the Tunnel
At last, we can start to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Hope this is for the best.
Via @MenteObliqua
Sunday 14 March 2021
Saturday 13 March 2021
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Hilarious underground map. Take your time to see the name of some tube stations. Link: Listo.tumblr
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This cat is simply the best. Source: Arketron on youtube