I See you Better

-Darling, I see you much better.
-But, I've put on weight.
-That's why I see you better.

Favorite Xesual Position

-What is your favorite xesual position?

-Yes.

Very expressive Painting

-WTF is that!

Anytime

Via andreatelofobia

Banana Vs Yoghurt

She looked into my eyes while she was eating a banana. I corresponded to her by opening a yoghurt and licking the lid.

Always correcting what I Say

-I'm fed up with you, always correcting what I say.

-Not always, sometimes.

Not the Right Answer

Via Tresubresdobles

New Unit to measure Narcissism

 Via @Scienceporn

Japanese Kawasaki Ad

That Escalated Quickly

Always Right

The girlfriends and the customers are always right.

Eternal love

-Mom, does eternal love exist?
-That depends.
-Depends on what?
-On how silly you are.

Alcohol Effect

Some Women are like That

Via Funnyjunk

We Take Notice of That

Via fuckyouverymuch

Love these Days

New Formula to Measure Narcissism

How to Speak to Women Safely

Archaeology of a Purse

Relaxing Night

Via 9gag