I opened the window to let out an annoying fly, and in came 6 mosquitoes, 3 cockroaches, 2 rats and a Jehovah's witness.
Showing posts with label RANDOM THOUGHTS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label RANDOM THOUGHTS. Show all posts
Thursday 16 January 2014
That's bad Luck
Sunday 12 January 2014
Saturday 21 December 2013
Tuesday 17 December 2013
Life's Journey
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holly shit... what a ride!"
Wednesday 4 December 2013
The Three Words every Woman wants to Hear
Just tell her the Three words every woman wants to hear: "I was wrong."
Monday 21 October 2013
Just Start Today
Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway. In a year, you'll wish you had started today.
Wednesday 9 October 2013
Two Selves
Part of me says, "I've got to stop drinking so much." But then, the other part says, "Don't listen to that guy, he's drunk!"
Friday 4 October 2013
Sunday 29 September 2013
Thursday 19 September 2013
Monday 9 September 2013
It's about Money not Freedom
It's all about money, not freedom.
You think you are free?
Try going somewhere without money.
- Bill Hicks
Monday 2 September 2013
Monday 26 August 2013
Friday 16 August 2013
Tuesday 23 July 2013
National Pride
I could never understand ethnic or national pride. Because to me pride should be reserved for something you achieve or attain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn't a skill, it's a genetic accident. You wouldn't say "I'm proud to be 5'12", or "I'm proud to have a predisposition for colon cancer." So why the hell would you be proud to be Irish, or proud to be Italian, or American, or anything?
- George Carlin
Monday 15 July 2013
Tuesday 9 July 2013
Imcompatible Personalities
Me and my girlfriend broke up. Our personalities were imcompatible. I was sagittarious and she was a bitch.
Wednesday 3 July 2013
Friday 28 June 2013
Monday 24 June 2013
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Hilarious underground map. Take your time to see the name of some tube stations. Link: Listo.tumblr
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This cat is simply the best. Source: Arketron on youtube