Lazy Invention

He who invented the sofa, afterwards, he didn't invent anything else.

The Best Decisions

The best decisions on life are always acompanied by a "fuck it" at the end.

Time and Sex

Time passes really fast when we make love.

-Premature eyaculator

Abs Vs Kebabs

why have abs when u can have kebabs
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) marzo 30, 2015

Just make Sure

When you argue with an idiot, make sure that he is not doing the same.

Art and Time

Art is how we decorate space.
Music is how we decorate time.

No Way!

There is no way I was born to just pay bills and die.

Simple Life Lesson

If a new TV costs 2000 Euros, and it's on sale for 1700, and you buy it, you did not save 300 Euros. You just spent 1700 Euros.

You Choose

You can either agree with me, or be wrong.

Dress to Impress?

Women don't dress to impress men, they dress to irritate other women.

No Exceptions

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't.

Anti-idiot

I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot.

Attitude is All

When life puts you in tough situations,

don't say "Why me?"

Say "Try me!"

That's the Problem

Via Heaton1138

DNA Fact

What happens in your Head

For the sake of Growth

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of a cancer cell.

-Edward Abbey

Ignorance might be Bliss for the Ignorant

Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us is a bloody pain in the ass.

-Ricky Gervais

Result of Life

When you fully trust a person without any doubt, you get one of these results:
A person for life or a lesson for life.

Use your Imagination Properly

When you worry too much is a sign that you are using wrong your imagination.