When the Line began to Move

Vote for Nobody

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Religious App

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How to Google Properly

The only Hair Styles tolerated in North Korea

18 different styles for women, and 10 for men.

For women.

For men:

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Generation of Idiots

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Differences between Music Genres

Feminine Response during Sex Act

With an adequate partner or an inadequate one.

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WTF Bathroom

Really?

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Honest Logos

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On the back Cover of Banksy's Book

This quote is on the back cover of Banksy's book.

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Meanwhile in Russia

Thanks Santa!

Different Types of People

Who Do you Think you Are?

Everybody was waiting for the King, when a peasant walks in and sits on the throne. The prime minister of the Kingdom can believe his eyes:

- Who do you think you are, walking in here that way and sitting on the throne of the king?, do you take yourself for a minister?
- A minister?... No, something more than that.
- You can not be the first minister, because that is me. Maybe you think you are the king?
- No, not the king, something more.
- The emperor?
- No, I'm more than the emperor.
- The prophet?
- No, more...
- Then, you think you are God, or what?
- No, I'm not God, I'm more than God.
- Impossible, there is nobody more than God.
- Exactly, I am nobody.

Speedy Universe

Do you think you're sitting still right now?

You are on a plantet that is orbiting a star at 30 km/s.

That star is orbiting the center of a galaxy at 250km/s.

That galaxy is moving through the universe at a rate of 600km/s.

Since you started reading this, you have travelled about 6000 kilómetres.

Cunning Strategy for asking some Advise

Characters of History and how they saw the World

First came Moses and said: "Everything is law!"

After came Jesus and said: "Everything is love!"

Long time afterwards, Marx pondered over the world and said: "Everything is about money!"

Later, in America, Rockefeller said: "Everything is for selling!"

Meanwhile in the old Europe, a man called Freud, who studies human behavior,claims: "Everything is Sex!"

Fortunately, came Einstein and said: "Everything is relative!"

Good Self-eseem Day Vs Bad Self-steam Day

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Mind Reading

1. Think of a country beginning with D.

2. Take the second letter of that country and think of an animal.

3. Think of the color of that animal.

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There are not grey elephants in Denmark.