Showing posts with label WHO KNOWS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WHO KNOWS. Show all posts

Saturday 14 December 2013

Tough Question

If someone came to you and handed you a book, and you started reading it, and realized it was a book about your entire life, would you read it until the end?

Thursday 17 October 2013

False and True

False: When things change, I will be happy.

True: When I am happy, things will change.

Bullshit: Things change whether I'm happy or not.

Thursday 5 September 2013

Where's the Toilet?

I hate people who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is man, where the hell is yours?
Next time, when I want to ask for the toilet, I'm going to grab my crotch.



Friday 19 July 2013

Thesis

-Good morning, I come to present my thesis: "Apathy, lack of enthusiasm and laziness in the context of modern society."

     -You can start.

-I don't feel like.

     -Brilliant.

Time is like a Kebab