Who Do you Think you Are?

Everybody was waiting for the King, when a peasant walks in and sits on the throne. The prime minister of the Kingdom can believe his eyes:

- Who do you think you are, walking in here that way and sitting on the throne of the king?, do you take yourself for a minister?
- A minister?... No, something more than that.
- You can not be the first minister, because that is me. Maybe you think you are the king?
- No, not the king, something more.
- The emperor?
- No, I'm more than the emperor.
- The prophet?
- No, more...
- Then, you think you are God, or what?
- No, I'm not God, I'm more than God.
- Impossible, there is nobody more than God.
- Exactly, I am nobody.

Numbers that blow your Mind

Whatever your age, if you take the last 2 digits of the year you were born, and your age in 2011, and sum them together...

The result will be 111.

Can you find the American?

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Speedy Universe

Do you think you're sitting still right now?

You are on a plantet that is orbiting a star at 30 km/s.

That star is orbiting the center of a galaxy at 250km/s.

That galaxy is moving through the universe at a rate of 600km/s.

Since you started reading this, you have travelled about 6000 kilómetres.

If They don't Come Back

If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, call them up later in the middle of the night, when you are drunk.

Sexual Classical Music

Law of Emotion

For every male action, there is a female overreaction.