Don't think for too Long

Different Types of People

Infinite Number of Mathematicians in a Pub

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a pub.
The first one orders one pint of beer. The second one, half pint of beer. The third one, a quarter pint of a beer...
The Bartender says "you are all idiots" and pours two pints of beers.

Who Do you Think you Are?

Everybody was waiting for the King, when a peasant walks in and sits on the throne. The prime minister of the Kingdom can believe his eyes:

- Who do you think you are, walking in here that way and sitting on the throne of the king?, do you take yourself for a minister?
- A minister?... No, something more than that.
- You can not be the first minister, because that is me. Maybe you think you are the king?
- No, not the king, something more.
- The emperor?
- No, I'm more than the emperor.
- The prophet?
- No, more...
- Then, you think you are God, or what?
- No, I'm not God, I'm more than God.
- Impossible, there is nobody more than God.
- Exactly, I am nobody.

Numbers that blow your Mind

Whatever your age, if you take the last 2 digits of the year you were born, and your age in 2011, and sum them together...

The result will be 111.

Can you find the American?

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Speedy Universe

Do you think you're sitting still right now?

You are on a plantet that is orbiting a star at 30 km/s.

That star is orbiting the center of a galaxy at 250km/s.

That galaxy is moving through the universe at a rate of 600km/s.

Since you started reading this, you have travelled about 6000 kilómetres.