After 21 December

Never Mind

Him: -Do you want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind. It's too long.

She: -Do you want to hear a joke about my vagina? Never mind. You'll never get it.

To Be Old and Wise

 To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

The Way you Think Makes Sense to Me

They don't Carrot

Motivating Tattoo

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Twenty Years Later

Twenty years later, you have all this technology in your pocket.

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