Thursday 27 December 2012

Relationships are Harder

Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting, arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates.

Lost the Thingy

I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatos, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently she left me yesterday.

Any Drugs, or Alcohol?

Wednesday 26 December 2012

Realization

Some books make you stupid. The problem is that you don't know it until you read them.

Time is like a Kebab