My Girlfriend left a Note on the Fridge

When I arrived home today, I found a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my Mom's place."
I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold...
What the hell is she talking about?

Almost There

If you can make a woman laugh, you are almost there. If you are almost there and she laughs, that's a different thing.

Looking for a Job like a Boss

Use it Well

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The Esquimo and the Priest

Esquimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"

Priest: "No. Not if you didn't know."

Esquimo: "Then, why did you tell me?"

Success is Like...

Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

On the back Cover of Banksy's Book

This quote is on the back cover of Banksy's book.

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