When I arrived home today, I found a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my Mom's place."
I opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold...
What the hell is she talking about?
Sunday 6 January 2013
My Girlfriend left a Note on the Fridge
Saturday 5 January 2013
Almost There
If you can make a woman laugh, you are almost there. If you are almost there and she laughs, that's a different thing.
Friday 4 January 2013
Thursday 3 January 2013
The Esquimo and the Priest
Esquimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No. Not if you didn't know."
Esquimo: "Then, why did you tell me?"
Priest: "No. Not if you didn't know."
Esquimo: "Then, why did you tell me?"
Success is Like...
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.
Wednesday 2 January 2013
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Hilarious underground map. Take your time to see the name of some tube stations. Link: Listo.tumblr
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Many people think that this euphemism for dying comes from the last action of someone about to hang themselves, kicking away the bucket on w...