Wednesday 16 January 2013
Tuesday 15 January 2013
Religion Convictions
Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And this invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire, and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever. Suffering and suffering, and burn and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
- George Carling
Monday 14 January 2013
Dangerous Agreements
- Anything you say from this moment on, can and most definitely will be used against you.
- It could be now, it could be a year from now. It could be when you least expect it. Do you agree to this?
- Wait a minute! Do I at least have the right to remain silent?
- Absolutely not!
- Ok... I guess I agree.
- I now pronounce you husband and wife.
- It could be now, it could be a year from now. It could be when you least expect it. Do you agree to this?
- Wait a minute! Do I at least have the right to remain silent?
- Absolutely not!
- Ok... I guess I agree.
- I now pronounce you husband and wife.
Sunday 13 January 2013
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