A Cat and an optical Illusion

Via Simplepimple

Teenage Pinocchio

When Pinocchio was a Teenager, he kept IKEA magazines under his mattress.

A Man with a Gun enters a Bar

A man with a gun enters a bar:

"Who the f**k had sex with my wife?"

A voice was heard in the background:

"You don't have enough bullets mate."

The Chickens are Suspicious

Via Silverstackers

Expectations

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.

What If

How to advertise a Boat

How to advertise a bout, depending if your target is a man o a woman.