Friday 22 March 2013

Teenage Pinocchio

When Pinocchio was a Teenager, he kept IKEA magazines under his mattress.

Thursday 21 March 2013

A Man with a Gun enters a Bar

A man with a gun enters a bar:

"Who the f**k had sex with my wife?"

A voice was heard in the background:

"You don't have enough bullets mate."

Time is like a Kebab