I've been told by several women that I'm a great listener. Most of them have huge boobs.
Saturday 18 May 2013
Great Listener
Friday 17 May 2013
Thursday 16 May 2013
Flowers and Rice
A man is putting some flowers on the grave of a loved one, when he sees a Japanese guy who is placing a bowl of rice in a nearby grave. The man approaches the Japanese and ask him:
- "Excuse me, don't take me wrong but... Do you really think that your loved one is going to come to eat the rice?
- "Yes", said the Japanese... "When yours comes to smell the flowers."
- "Excuse me, don't take me wrong but... Do you really think that your loved one is going to come to eat the rice?
- "Yes", said the Japanese... "When yours comes to smell the flowers."
Wednesday 15 May 2013
Tuesday 14 May 2013
Monday 13 May 2013
Sunday 12 May 2013
The frozen Pond
On a wet and frosty afternoon, two kids were iceskating on a frozen pond. Suddenly the ice breaks under one of them and he is swallowed beneath. The other kid grabs a stone and starts to hit the ice vigorously until he was able to break it and take his friend out.
When the local police arrived to the place and saw what just had happened, could not avoid asking: "How come he was able to break the thick ice with such a small stone and his little hands... it's impossible!"
In that moment an old man came along and said: "I know how the kid was able to do it"
"How?" -Asked the police.
"There was noboby around to tell him that he coudn't do it." -Said the old man.
When the local police arrived to the place and saw what just had happened, could not avoid asking: "How come he was able to break the thick ice with such a small stone and his little hands... it's impossible!"
In that moment an old man came along and said: "I know how the kid was able to do it"
"How?" -Asked the police.
"There was noboby around to tell him that he coudn't do it." -Said the old man.
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