Stop using Jesus as an Excuse

Let her go out Drinking with her Friends

If you love her, let her go out drinking with her friends... If she calls you when she is drunk, she is yours. If she turns off her phone, she never was.

The Bathroom Door

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The dead Donkey

A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. But the next day the farmer called the man and said:
-"I am really sorry, but the donkey died."
-"Ok, in that case give me the money back."
-"I can't do that. I've already spent it," replied the farmer.
-"Ok then, give me the dead donkey."
-"What are you going to do with a dead donkey?" exclaimed the farmer.
-"I'm going to raffle him off."
A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked him about what happened with the dead donkey. "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 each, and made a profit of $898." -Said the man.
-"Didn't no one complain?" asked the farmer.
-"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back."

Everything happens for a Reason

Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions.

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