Wednesday, 19 June 2013

Monday, 17 June 2013

Success, Decisions and Experience

-Sir, what is the secret of your success?
     -Two words.
-And, what are they?
     -Right decisions.
-And how do you make right decisions?
     -One word.
-And, what is that?
     -Expecience.
-And how do you get that good experience.
     -Two words.
-And, Sir, what are they?
     -Wrong decisions.

Thursday, 13 June 2013

Not the Whole World

Sometimes I think the whole world is against me, but I know this is not true. Some small countries are neutral.

Tuesday, 11 June 2013

Doctor Doctor

-Doctor, nobody understands me.
    -What do you mean by that?
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-Doctor, nobody believes me.
    -Tell me the truth, what's your real problem?
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-Doctor, I have the feeling of being like a bell.
    -Go home, if the feeling persist give me a ring.
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-Doctor, I feel like people is not interested in anything I say.
    -So?
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-Doctor, I feel like a spoon.
    -Sit there and don't stir.
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-Doctor, people tell me that I am like a wheelbarrow.
    -Don't let them push you around.

Time is like a Kebab