Imcompatible Personalities

Me and my girlfriend broke up. Our personalities were imcompatible. I was sagittarious and she was a bitch.

I Didn't Know

-Before you were married... ¿Did you have sex with your wife?
     -No, and you?
-Yes, but I didn't know you both were going to marry the next day.

Ask Obama, He Knows

A persistent Man

Failed in business and went bankrupt in 1831.
Defeated for legislature in 1832.
His fiancée dies in 1835.
Had a nervous breakdown in 1836.
Was defeated in election in 1836.
Was defeated for U.S. Congress in 1843.
Defeated once again for U.S. Congress in 1848.
Was defeated for U.S. Senate in 1855.
Defeated for U.S. Vice President in 1856.
Was defeated again for U.S. Senate in 1858.

Finally was elected president of the U.S.A. in 1860. His name was Abraham Lincoln.

Quiet Man, quiet Woman

A quiet man is a thinking man.

A quiet woman is usually mad.

If Someone from the 1950s visited us Today

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared today, what would be the most difficult thing to explain to them about life today?

Probably the answer would be: "I possess a device in my pocket, that is capable of accessing the entire information known to man. But I use it to look at pictures of cats and get in arguments with strangers.

Life in Five Frames