Times Square in 1903

Via Historoda

No Excuses

Do what you can, with what you have, wherever you are.

No You Can't

Via Mails-boulets

Giant Grasshopper of 1937?

Via Bablews

Five Kinds of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex: This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, any time, any place, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit by then, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, "F**K YOU!"

The Fifth is Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced, and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room.

Imcompatible Personalities

Me and my girlfriend broke up. Our personalities were imcompatible. I was sagittarious and she was a bitch.

I Didn't Know

-Before you were married... ¿Did you have sex with your wife?
     -No, and you?
-Yes, but I didn't know you both were going to marry the next day.