There are 7 billion people on this planet who you have not met, and 195 countries you have not visited. Yet you are stuck in that insignificant town, being pressured into making decisions about your future, when barely you even don't know who you are.
Sunday 21 July 2013
Geting some Perspective
Friday 19 July 2013
Thesis
-Good morning, I come to present my thesis: "Apathy, lack of enthusiasm and laziness in the context of modern society."
-You can start.
-I don't feel like.
-Brilliant.
-You can start.
-I don't feel like.
-Brilliant.
Wednesday 17 July 2013
Monday 15 July 2013
Sunday 14 July 2013
Saturday 13 July 2013
Thursday 11 July 2013
Five Kinds of Sex
The first is Smurf Sex: This happens during the honeymoon
period of a relationship, you keep doing it until you're blue in
the face.
The second is Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of your
marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, any time, any place, even in the kitchen.
The third kind is Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit by then,
perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom.
The fourth kind is Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each
other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, "F**K YOU!"
The Fifth is Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced, and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room.
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