Geting some Perspective

There are 7 billion people on this planet who you have not met, and 195 countries you have not visited. Yet you are stuck in that insignificant town, being pressured into making decisions about your future, when barely you even don't know who you are.

Thesis

-Good morning, I come to present my thesis: "Apathy, lack of enthusiasm and laziness in the context of modern society."

     -You can start.

-I don't feel like.

     -Brilliant.

Times Square in 1903

Via Historoda

No Excuses

Do what you can, with what you have, wherever you are.

No You Can't

Via Mails-boulets

Giant Grasshopper of 1937?

Via Bablews

Five Kinds of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex: This happens during the honeymoon period of a relationship, you keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex: This is at the beginning of your marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, any time, any place, even in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex: You've calmed down a bit by then, perhaps you have had some kids, so you have to do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex: This is where you pass each other in the hallway, look each other in the eye and say, "F**K YOU!"

The Fifth is Courtroom Sex: This is when you get divorced, and your wife screws you in front of everyone in the room.