Wednesday 31 July 2013

Sometimes it is Hard


Lick to make it wet...

Suck it to erect it... 

And shove it into the hole.

Sometimes knitting is hard, and you have to try again and again.

Tuesday 23 July 2013

National Pride

I could never understand ethnic or national pride. Because to me pride should be reserved for something you achieve or attain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn't a skill, it's a genetic accident. You wouldn't say "I'm proud to be 5'12", or "I'm proud to have a predisposition for colon cancer." So why the hell would you be proud to be Irish, or proud to be Italian, or American, or anything?
- George Carlin

Time is like a Kebab