I Get You

-It's windy today.
-No, its thursday.
-So am I! Let's have a beer.

Happy Ending (or maybe Not)

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Started as a Part-time Job

I once applied for a part-time job at a mental hospital. Now I'm there full-time and they won't let me leave.

Alzheimer's Request

Do not ask me to remember,
don't try to make me understand.
Let me rest and know you are with me,
kiss my cheek and hold my hand.

I'm confused behind your concept,
I'm sad and sick and lost.
All I know is that I need you,
to be with me at all cost.

Do not lose your patiente with me,
do not scold or curse or cry.
I can't help the way I'm acting,
I can't be different though I try.

Just remember that I need you,
that the best of me is gone.
Please don't fail to stand beside me,
love me 'til my life is gone.

A Note left by a Stranger

Via Imgur

What She's Thinking

Beliefs

Christians believe in God,
Mormons believe in God,
Evangelicals believe in God,
Jehovah's witnesses believe you are going to open the door.