Tuesday 20 August 2013

The Value your Wife can show You

You never know what you have until your wife comes along and asks: "Do you want this or I throw it away?"

Friday 16 August 2013

Thursday 15 August 2013

I Get You

-It's windy today.
-No, its thursday.
-So am I! Let's have a beer.


Tuesday 13 August 2013

Started as a Part-time Job

I once applied for a part-time job at a mental hospital. Now I'm there full-time and they won't let me leave.

Time is like a Kebab