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I hate people who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is man, where the hell is yours? Next time, when I want to ask for the toilet, I'm going to grab my crotch.
Try to imagine a life without timekeeping... You probably can't. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calendar, a time for dinner or a movie. Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are never late, a dog does not check its watch, cats don't fret over passing birthdays. Just man measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out.