The Gate

A Puffer Fish protecting Himself

Specific and narrow

Addicted to Chess

Yesterday I've had diner with a man addicted to chess. The table had a table cloth with squares. When I asked him to pass me the salt, it took him about two hours.

The only One

-Have you got greeting cards that say "You are the only woman in my life?
    -Sure.
-Could you give me two, please.

When a Woman says No

When a woman says no, it means no. Unless she means yes but says no in order no to say yes, so it is really yes without having to say it and therefore says no.

Well, that was Expected

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